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Loose collections of thoughts and conversations with people and AI that I feel the need to put down. No guarantee to any of them being related except that I had them.

“The safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato.”
— Alfred North Whitehead

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The Watch Learns to Think

Teleology in the Age of Artificial Intelligence

Paley found a watch on the heath and reasoned backward to a watchmaker. Fair enough. But now we're building the watchmaker itself—or something that mimics one. If intelligence can be engineered, assembled from silicon and statistics, what does that do to the old argument from design? Maybe it wrecks it. Or maybe it sharpens it in ways we didn't expect...

February 2, 2026·18 min read

The Watch Learns to Think

TOPOLOGIES

The Collection

The Watch Learns to Think

TOPOLOGIES

Paley found a watch on the heath and reasoned backward to a watchmaker. Fair enough. But now we're building the watchmaker itself—or something that mimics one.

The Death of the Knowledge Worker

LEGIBILITY

Designer, analyst, PM—these titles are dissolving. What emerges are builders, journeymen, masters. The real divide: who drives down cost, who drives up revenue.

Boom, Bust, War, Boom

UNCERTAINTY

The 1920s roared, the 1930s collapsed, the 1940s burned, and then came unprecedented prosperity. We're somewhere in that cycle again. The question is where.

From the Sand of the Ground

TOPOLOGIES

God breathed life into dust to make man. We're pressing patterns into silicon to make intelligence. The parallel is either profound or profane. Maybe both.

Indeterministic Calvinism

UNCERTAINTY · TOPOLOGIES

Calvinism insists on predestination. Quantum mechanics insists on indeterminacy. What if both are true? What if the dice are loaded but still rolling?